I'm Sorry Zara

Hi

As Zara mentioned in her last post, she was over at my new house and I fell asleep on her. I'm extremely sorry. Really.

Oh, and I had some very excellent Indian food for lunch.

I think that's all for tonight.

Nira out.

All Things Nerdy

Hello my pretties

I felt that it was time for me to blog once more. Today my post will be on the awesomeness that is...

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Not Literally

Not Literally is a performance group who can be found on YouTube. They mainly do awesome parodies, with four Harry Potter songs, one Hunger Games and one Doctor Who, along with this thing called 'Ask Hogwarts' in which people send in questions that get answered buy the stereotypical person from each house. I've sent in a question and hopefully it will be answered, so keep an eye out for that.

Anywho

Nira out

A little quick post

Hi

Just a little quick post for Doctor Who fans out there.

Check out The Daily Dalek. Seriously.

That is all.

Nira out

Crying my eyes out

Hi all

I've just finished reading Clockwork Princess by Cassandra Clare I have been crying my eyes out for the last centimeter and a half or so of the book.

It was beautiful and intense and sad and wonderful and amazing.

It's the last book in the series, and the end was incredibly well written.

In other news, I have a giant fly who wants to suck out my soul in my bedroom so I'm not going to be getting much sleep tonight. Unless one of the Avengers decides to stand guard *swoons*.

Night all
Nira out.

Random post of randomness

Hi all,

In light of Zara's lastest blog I've decided to post something. So here is my post...

on...

MINECRAFT

Yes, Minecraft. What I once thought was a great evil in this world has pulled me into it's block-y grasp. And it's freaking beautiful man. Freaking beautiful.

For those of you who don't know what Minecraft is, let me enlighten you. Minecraft is what is known as a 'sandbox game'. This means that it's basically a 'make-your-own-world' game.

There are two main types of gameplay in Minecraft. The first is creative mode. In this mode you have unlimited resources and can place and destroy blocks at will as well as free flying and not having hunger or lives. Creatures are also peaceful.

In survival mode, resources are limited, flying is only possible with a magic ring and there are creatures who will attempt to kill you. You have a certain amount of lives among other things.

Hardcore mode is a submode of survival in which you only have one life and everything is harder.

In either of the survival modes there are a set of objectives, ending with killing a dragon.

The game can be either played as an offline single player or online multiplayer.

Mods and Skins are ways to enhance gameplay. Skins change the look of blocks, whereas Mods add more items and change the look of others.

Personally, I play creative mode to build places from stories (as well as giant awesome treehouses).

If you have heaps of free time on your hands I recommend downloading it. Though I have to warn you, you have to buy an account. And it's very addictive.

Anywho

Nira out.

Kaniffolus

Hi,

I also am not going to school today. Reason, I'm sick. No, don't worry, it's not demon pox, it's only the kaniffolus'.

That's about it.

Nira out.

Ya know, the norm.

Enesti: Hey hey

E:  GUESS WHAT?????
...... come on.... guess...

Zara: My missing hair ties are climbing Mount Everest?

Rose: A giant green-striped armadillo set up camp in the assembly hall?

Nira: Little Enesti is leaving us to go yodelling around Europe?!

Hazel: The clouds are turning green?

Little Enesti: A purple mosquito the size of small dog danced the tango?

Enesti: Ahhhhh No

Zara: A microscopic, orange owl just delivered chocolate cake?

Rose: A turquoise dolphin ate my grandmother's second favourite purse?

Nira: That jellyfish shaped piece of pizza is actually wasabi flavoured?

Hazel: My plum bubblegum jumped off a cliff?

Lil E: You fell on your head and suddenly had super powers due to brain damage? 

Enesti: Oi! No

Zara: The Jade elephants in the lounge room are responsible for the abduction of the the sunshine?

Rose: All our socks have gone into revolt and are standing on the picket line?

Nira: Your silver tap-dancing mousse broke the world hot tea sipping record?

Hazel: Giant man eating plants are taking over the world?

Lil E: A DALEK EXTERMINATED YOUR PET WHALE!!!!!

Enesti: HAHAHAHAHAHA   NO

E:  THIS BLOG HAS EXISTED FOR A YEAR!!!!!!!!!

Everyone: YAY!!!!!

Enesti: Now a little reminder of the blog's past.

Zara: I've seemed to have blogged more than Nira and Hazel combined. Creating the blog's theme with the help of my gorgeous girls and taught Rose a little about Australia. Most importantly, being able to be silly with my friends and just talk with them all the time, and letting other people know about us.

Rose: I came in sometime in January (?) and have since spent a lot of time babbling on about my life. I have moved back to 'Up Here' *tear* and educated the readers about how weird 'Up Here' people are. Oh, and I posted the 200th blog post!

Nira: I introduced the blog to the little authors, I informed our readers about drop bears (Look up, stay alive) and I  have managed to blog about mainly random stuff.

Hazel: I hold the record for the longest time of not blogging. I have been able to blab on about my boring life and have been able to stay connected with my favourite girls.

Lil' Enesti: So I-
Enesti: Oi, this is me, not you. Well I got to post the 100th post. I have become much better at posting thanks to BEDOS. I have the most annoying mini me and but I love her anyway. I have generally just loved being able to see how my best friends' lives are going and share the weirdness with them and all reader.

Enesti: And a hope for the future

Zara: I hope that we can all keep telling our stories and sharing the magic of friendship with everyone.

Rose: I hope to manage more group posts with the other authors.

Nira: I really would like to blog a lot more, and actually post about stuff that is relevant to our lives.

Hazel: I wish to blog more, especially group blogs.

Enesti: Me, I wish to remember to post on my blog day and therefore encourage others to do so.

Lots of love from Zara

Best Wishes

Nira out

Peace out, Hazel

Bye.

and

HAPPY BLOGVERSARY 

Thank God,

OMG! Thank you Zara.

THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nira out

I'm really scared now

Hi,

so I got home and found this on my bed

and I haven't seen Lil' Ni since.

If anyone can locate her for me you will receive a

Please, anyone.

Nira out.

HELLO ALL!!!!!!!!

So, I know I haven't blogged in a while but I can ex.... well, I can't actually explain. All I can say is sorry.

ANYWHO, I have some big news.

























I GOT HUFFLEPUFF PREFECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

For those of you who don't know, I'm a Hufflepuff and have recently entered my fifth year at Hogwarts. And, when we got our letters with our book lists there was a prefect badge!

Also, my cousin was sorted into Gryffindor. Cocky git.

I think that's it for tonight.

Lil' Nira: WAIT! I have news for the dudes!

What?

Lil' Nira: So I had this skate contest yesterday and it was totally narly dudes! The was so much stacking and I nearly sykced myself out man. This one dude, his leg was so twisted that you could see the bone.

Get to the point. I need to finish the blog.

Lil' Nira:Whatever man. So I got down to the finals and the other dude totally flipped out and stacked. It was nasty man.

Yes,

Lil' Nira: I WON DUDE! I WON!!

Bye guys

Lil' Nira: Bye dudes!

Nira out.

WE HATE MACS

We also hate the school internet network. It's so slow.
And they never work!!
This is Zara and Nira here with an update from SoSE. In short, we're bored.
SOOOOOOOOOOO bored!!!!!!!!!!!
Lil' Nira - Dude, we should go like, skating. Or something.
No Lil' Nira, our teacher is reading this. "Quality Literature" and all that jazz.
Little Zara: And look it's time for recess!
Lil' Nira - Dude, time to break out the boards.
Little Zara: Not in the Hallways. Goodbye!
Lil' Nira - Bye Dudes
BYE!!!!!!
See ya

Love Zara

Lil' Enesti: I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT!!!!

GET OUT!!!

So....

Hi,

So... I know I haven't blogged in a while. But I am now. So there.

STORY TIME!! Everyone gather round. Ok, everyone ready? Good. So once upon a time a girl named Nira was google image searching up random stuff. And then one day she found something really cool. It was a blogging challenge. And so she thought that instead of doing it over many days, she'd do it all in one blog. And here it is.

1: I'd have to say my favourite of the 7 books would be... the Order of the Phoenix. I don't know why it's my favourite but it just is. Maybe because of Umbridge and Bellatrix and stuff. IDK.
2: (Note: I'm changing this to my favorite of the 8 movies) My favorite of the movies would be either the Prisoner of Azkaban, the Goblet of Fire or the Deathly Hallows part 2.
3: The Order of the Phoenix made me angry as it missed out on all the Quidditch. The Half Blood Prince, gawd, what can I say about that. No 'Weasley is our king'. All I can say about the Burrow burning is WTF??? And they destroyed Dumbledore's death scene. Thought, I must say, the whole raising wands in the air was a nice touch.
4: Least favorite female... Marietta Edgecombe. She sells out her friends and what she believes in.
5: Favorite male... Peeves.
6: The house I want to be in and the house I would be in are the same. And it's HUFFLEPUFF!
7: Favorite female... Bellatrix or McGonnagol. They're both strong women, they both fight fight for what they believe in and they can both kick ass.
8: Favorite subject... to learn would be charms.
9: Least favorite male... Filch. You know you hate him too.
10: Hallows. Most definitely Hallows.
11: I would love to say this was Luna or Neville. To tell you the truth, I really, honestly don't know.
12: Favorite paring... in the books - Tonks and Lupin, to read in fanfictions - Draco and Luna, to write - OC and Sirius/Draco/Albus Severus.
13: The Half Blood Prince. 'Nuff said.
14: Team Harry.
15: Neville Longbottom, Hannah Abbot and Luna Lovegood.
16: I think my favorite professor would be Flitwick, Lupin, or Hagrid.
17: My official Pottermore wand is 10 3/4 inches, made of English Oak, has a core of unicorn tail hair and is surprisingly swishy.
18: Surpisingly, I would have to say the Chamber of Secrets. I think it's because I was so young the first time I read it and I found it quite a bit darker than the Philo... Phylo... *Cheeks book* Philosopher's Stone.
19: Books.
20: James and Oliver Phelps, Helena Bonhem Carter, or Alan Rickman.
21: Dobby, because he is so selfless and kind.
22: Harry Potter. Duh. Why would anyone choose Twilight?
23: Ok, *Deep breath* Sirius's death, Dumbledore's death, Dobby's death, all of the DH part 2. Oh, that wasn't that many...
24: Dumbledore's funeral.
25: The book, yes. The movies, they could have done it more closly to the book but I was satisfied with it.
26: Accio, so I could find anything I lose.
27: The Invisibility Cloak.
28: Pansy Parkinson or Millicent Bullstrode.
29: I think it would be pretty cool to be a professor. Or work at Weasely's Wizarding Wheazes.
30: Harry Potter has had such a big impact on my life. Not only has it taught me valuble life lesons but it has encoraged me to be imaginative, it has helped me make friends and so much more. I know that I wouldn't be who I am today without Harry Potter.

Nira out.

WOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi all,

I had a list of things I was going to blog about today. but the list in my bag.
Little Zara: Well then go get it out of your bag.
Fine... *goes to school bag and gets out list*

*Clears throat* First on the list... according to a particular teacher at our school we (Hazel, 'Nesti, Zara and I) are Not good. Not good with a capital N. I then told said teacher that my name has a capital N in it. Lots of laughs.

Next up is... Necklace cam (Na na, na na, na na, na na, na na, na na, na na, na na, necklace cam!). Our school social is on this week and Hazel can't come. So we thought we should attach a mini camera onto someones necklace so that the social could be filmed for Hazel. Then I was all like 'It would be so funny if whoever was wearing the necklace cam starting making out with someone'. But honestly it would be pretty funny.

Lastly on my little list... we had an awesome air instrument jam session during lunch. Zara was on electric guitar, Hazel on the keyboard, Enesti on the bass guitar and I was on the drums. It went something like this:

E. guitar: (Improv)
Keyboard: Dut Duuuu, Dut Duuuu
Bass guitar: Dum Dum Dum Du Du, Dum Dum Dum Du Du
Drums: Dum Ch, Dum Ch, Dum Ch, Dum Ch, (Awesome drum solo)

And then later to day I made a guy friend! (If you don't know what that is, it's a friend who is a guy, not a boyfriend). Yeh, so I'm really happy.

Nira out

Scenarios and Headaches

Hey hey

So, last night I was finding it hard to sleep so my mind made a weird scenario....

I was walking down one of the corridors at school when suddenly M.R showed up. They were all
"Hey 'Nesti. How's it hangin'?" this was weird cause M.R doesn't talk to me much. So I replied
"Hey, M.R. It's hanging alright... How's life?"
"Pretty chill."
"That's good."
"Yeah, it is. Cya." M.R then disappeared and I found myself next to my English classroom.
A fellow classmate, Quaver, was standing in the middle of the room holding a dozen roses... not for me.
I was then on a cruise boat with M.R and he was tangoing with a watermelon. I was SO confused. Turned around and I was performing at eisteddfod, but I was playing a harmonica, while wearing a bola hat.
I was awarded silver for my performance and the scenario ended.

So confused, and very weirded out.

Little Enesti: I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT!


Oi, you! Go back to Nira's house!

'Lil Enesti: But... but...

Now!

'Lil Enesti: *grumbles* fine.

Here you go Nira, have an annoying party animal.

*takes 'lil Enesti* Thanks

Don't let her dance on your head, she will give you a headache.

Ok.

Well I'm off. Bye

Enesti

I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT!

GO!!!!

Hi guys

Hi,

Today... I did nothing. It was quite boring. So boring in fact that my mind wandered. It wandered and wandered until it eventually got to the seaside. Then it spun around once and WHAM it was in it's swimmers (they were very nice, I might add. I'm jealous). So, in the middle of the day, there was my mind, at the beach in swimmers. From there it proceeded to chase the rabbit from 'Alice's Adventures in Wonderland' down the rabbit hole. Then... OH NO!!! It's now my bed time. I must away! Goodbye, fair readers. Maybe if you're good, I'll tell you the rest of the story of what my mind did today. Maybe.

Night all.

Nira out

I AM BLOGGING ON MY BLOG DAY!!!

Hey hey

*Crashes blog*

Oh, Good afternoon Nira... Now, I have a question...

*bats eyelids* yes?

*rolls eyes* anyway... There's a mini me that has parties?

Yep

Little Enesti: Hi maxi Me!!
WOAH

*evil laugh* HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

Little Enesti: Dude, yes I'm a mini you. Get over it.
*blinks*

Don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back. Don't look away. And don't blink.

Shut it Nira. Hi Little Me.

Little Enest: Hey Good Looking!

Why thank you.

Little Enesti: Wasn't talking to you...
LOL! Anyway, So... Parties? I'm Sexy and I Know It? Shiny Things? I'm so proud.

Little Zara: NOT YOU TOO!!!
We are the same person... we count as one.

Little Enesti: *singing* We are one, but we are many...
*joins in*

Both Enesti(s): And from all the places in the ACT we come... We share a dream, and literally sing with one voice!
I am, you are...

WE ARE EN-E-ES-TI

*High fives Little Enesti*

*rolls eyes*

Little OG: *laughs*

HEY OG!!! Anyway... This post was not what I was expecting...

Well, I need to go and get changed. BYE!!!!!

Bye all.

Little Enesti: I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT!!
LOL

I hear voices. They fight... alot.

Hi,

so you know how most people have the little angel and the little devil that live on their shoulder? The ones that get into fist-fights all the time? Yeh. Well I used to have them but I don't any more. Now I have a little Zara (the angel) and a little Enesti (the devil). Their fights don't involve fists but... oh look. They're at it now.

***

Little Zara: Nira do your homework.

Little Enesti: No Nira, don't do your homework.

Little Zara: Nira homework.

Little Enesti: Nira procrastinate.

Little Zara: Homework!

Little Enesti: Procrastinate!

Little Zara: *sighs* Ni this is your homework. *holds up mini version of Nira's homework* It is now your best friend.

Little Enesti: *distracts Nira with shiny thing*

Little Zara: Enesti! Nira Jaime! Go to you school bag and get your homework out. NOW!

Little Enesti: PARTY AT MY PLACE!!!

Little Enesti's music: When I walk in the spot, this is what I see everybody stops and they staring at me. I got a passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it, show it

Little Enesti: *in time with music* I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT! *dances*

Little Zara: *face-palm* I hate my job.

***

WOO!!!!! I'M SEXY AND I... oh... you're still here... that's awkward... *starts to back away* I'll just be going now *turns and sprints off*

Little Enesti: *humming to music*

Nira out

Little Enesti: I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT!



Drop Bears - Look up, Stay alive

Hi all,

The other day I saw a dear friend of mine who was telling me about their recent camping trip. In the bush. I found myself concerned at their safety; had they not been warned about drop bears, did they know the signs of an incoming DB attack? Thankfully they did. But not all people do.

Here's some info for those of you who don't know.

Common name: Drop Bear
Scientific name: Thylarctos plummetus

Identification:
The Drop Bear is a heavily built animal with powerful forearms used for climbing and holding on
to prey. It lacks canines, using its powerful premolars as biting tools instead.

Size range:
Drop Bears can weigh up to 120kg and be up to 130cm long.

Distribution:
Drop Bears can be found in the densely forested regions of the Great Dividing Range in South-eastern Australia. However there are also some reports of them from South-east South Australia, Mount Lofty Ranges and Kangaroo Island.

Habitat:
Drop Bears prefer living deep in the bush. In recent years, though, there have been more and more sightings of them near human habitation.

Feeding and Diet:
Medium to large species of mammal make a substantial proportion of the animal's diet. Often prey are much larger than the Drop Bear itself.

Drop Bears hunt by ambushing ground dwelling animals from above, waiting up to as four hours to make a kill. Once prey is within view, the Drop Bear will drop from as high as eight metres to pounce on top of its prey. The initial impact often stuns the prey, allowing the Drop Bear to make a kill without too much fuss.

If the prey is small enough Drop Bears will drag it back up the tree to feed without having to worry about other predators.

Danger to humans:
Bush walkers have been known to be 'dropped on' by drop bears, resulting in serious injury. However, there are no reports of any incidents being fatal.

Prevention of Drop Bear Attacks:
Preventing attacks from Drop Bears can be easy if you know what to do.

• Avoid walking under trees. If you find yourself having to walk under trees, for any reason, avoid becoming a victim by lying down under trees and spitting upward. Drop Bears will usually spit back at you. If you successfully detect a Drop Bear - Move. Quickly.
  
• Do not camp under trees. Especially ones with overhanging branches.
  
• Rub Vegemite behind your ears. Drop Bears cannot stand the smell of Vegemite. Do not rub toothpaste behind your ears: it will not deter the bears.
  
• If you really don’t want to be attacked by a Drop Bear then try not to walk under trees that growl at you.
  
• Stick forks in your hat. While this may not actually prevent the Drop Bear from attacking you, it will certainly stop it from attacking you again.
  
• If you suspect an attack by a Drop Bear, walk on your hands. This totally confuses drop bears, causing them to wonder if they are actually below you looking up through the ground.
  
• Do NOT take certain brands of beer or articles of food into the bush. Drop Bears have a supernatural smell gland which enables them to locate their favorite brands of beer and food.
  
• For some weird reason, drop bears never eat Aussies. Pretending to be Australian doesn't help.
  
• If you want to prevent a drop bear from raiding you campsite spread a 6 pack of lite beer around your campsite. The scent of the lite beer repels the drop bear away from your campsite.
  
• Wear counterfeit items (fake watches, bags, etc.). For some reason they scare Drop Bears off.

And, as always, look up , stay alive.

Nira out

Hey!!!! (In accordance with the Prophecy)

Hi guys.

I know I haven't blogged in ages but we've been having some technical difficulties.

Anywho, on to what I came here to say.

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity...
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"
5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana.
8. Start randomly singing at an inappropriate time.
7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .Copy and Paste this To Make People Smile.

Nira out

Jamberoo and Stuffz

Hey all,

sorry I didn't blog yesterday. I had sooo much homework.

Anywho, I went to Jamberoo on the weekend and it was AWESOME!!!! You know, if you ignored the leaches that plagued the house we were staying at. Siriusly, between the five kids that were there, we were attacked by 21 leaches. OVER ONE DAY!

Ok, so you've probs found out how Rose introduced us to MLP. Yep. I AM NOW OFFICIALLY A BRONY!!!!!!!!

I don't really have much else to say.

Oh, right. Happy Valentine's Day.
Nira out.