so you know how most people have the little angel and the little devil that live on their shoulder? The ones that get into fist-fights all the time? Yeh. Well I used to have them but I don't any more. Now I have a little Zara (the angel) and a little Enesti (the devil). Their fights don't involve fists but... oh look. They're at it now.
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Little Zara: Nira do your homework.
Little Enesti: No Nira, don't do your homework.
Little Zara: Nira homework.
Little Enesti: Nira procrastinate.
Little Zara: Homework!
Little Enesti: Procrastinate!
Little Zara: *sighs* Ni this is your homework. *holds up mini version of Nira's homework* It is now your best friend.
Little Enesti: *distracts Nira with shiny thing*
Little Zara: Enesti! Nira Jaime! Go to you school bag and get your homework out. NOW!
Little Enesti: PARTY AT MY PLACE!!!
Little Enesti's music: When I walk in the spot, this is what I see everybody stops and they staring at me. I got a passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it, show it
Little Enesti: *in time with music* I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT! *dances*
Little Zara: *face-palm* I hate my job.
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WOO!!!!! I'M SEXY AND I... oh... you're still here... that's awkward... *starts to back away* I'll just be going now *turns and sprints off*
Little Enesti: *humming to music*
Nira out
Little Enesti: I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT!
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