Dear Mynah Birds (pronounced miner),
Would you kindly refrain from having fights over my head? I have enough trouble looking out for swooping magpies, I do not need you noisy pests having mid air fights at the same time. One of these days I will be setting Sparky on you. Mynah birds, you will rue the day that you chose to annoy me!
Sincerely,
Can I Please Just Walk My Dog In Peace?
Hi Everyone else,
How are you all? I'm pretty good, I have survived the test from Hell. I swear that my teacher didn't teach some of the stuff on that test.
So not much else to say. Have a great week everyone!
Love Zara
Tuesday, August 21, 2012
Sunday, August 19, 2012
Highlighters
Howdy Y'all.
Highlighters are cool. Really cool. I think I'm obsessed with them.
What are they good for, you ask? Calligraphy. That's what.
That's right.
I do calligraphy in highlighter deal with it. If I had the right kind of calligraphy pen, I'd probably still use highlighters because the felt-tipped calligraphy pens are super expensive. But they look really cool.
I'm sort of on a calligraphy kick right now. And most of the things I write are in German. Weird.
Li'l Rose: Oh mai gawd you r such a nurd.
Oh great. You're back.
Li'l Rose: I noww riiiiiite?
That was sarcasm, idiot. Whose brain did you even come from?
Li'l R: Enesti's.
I shall have to have a word with her. Why don't you just go... do something else. I'm busy. And you're annoying.
Li'l R: Ur not busy. Ur sitting at home watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer and doing maths.
Girls, can I sent Little R back to you guys? God only knows where she's been all this time, and I really wish she'd go back. But I miss you guys. And will someone teach her to type, for gods' sakes!
I'm giong back to watching Buffy. Best Wishes.
Rose.
Highlighters are cool. Really cool. I think I'm obsessed with them.
What are they good for, you ask? Calligraphy. That's what.
That's right.
I do calligraphy in highlighter deal with it. If I had the right kind of calligraphy pen, I'd probably still use highlighters because the felt-tipped calligraphy pens are super expensive. But they look really cool.
I'm sort of on a calligraphy kick right now. And most of the things I write are in German. Weird.
Li'l Rose: Oh mai gawd you r such a nurd.
Oh great. You're back.
Li'l Rose: I noww riiiiiite?
That was sarcasm, idiot. Whose brain did you even come from?
Li'l R: Enesti's.
I shall have to have a word with her. Why don't you just go... do something else. I'm busy. And you're annoying.
Li'l R: Ur not busy. Ur sitting at home watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer and doing maths.
Girls, can I sent Little R back to you guys? God only knows where she's been all this time, and I really wish she'd go back. But I miss you guys. And will someone teach her to type, for gods' sakes!
I'm giong back to watching Buffy. Best Wishes.
Rose.
Tuesday, August 14, 2012
Essay
Hi Everyone,
This is short, I've been writing an essay all afternoon and now I need sleep.
ROSE IS BACK!! Well, back to her home, not back to us, but she's back enough to talk to!! We love you Rose! Nira and I are planning to start capitalising the German way in English to see if the teacher notices. Wish us luck.
I never want to hear about the Trojan War again.
I'm going to clean my teeth and hop in bed. Night!
Love Zara
This is short, I've been writing an essay all afternoon and now I need sleep.
ROSE IS BACK!! Well, back to her home, not back to us, but she's back enough to talk to!! We love you Rose! Nira and I are planning to start capitalising the German way in English to see if the teacher notices. Wish us luck.
I never want to hear about the Trojan War again.
I'm going to clean my teeth and hop in bed. Night!
Love Zara
Monday, August 13, 2012
In which Rose struggles to English.
Howdy, y'all.
A. I am back from German camp.
B. Nazi jokes are so not funny, I am holding back a lecture. Don't go there.
C. The actual post:
So, basically I got up at 7:20 AM this morning. Be impressed. And I still don't respond to my name, because at Camp, everyone has a German alias. And I keep expecting people to behave like they do at camp, which is to day, bursting into random songs in German, speak with wild gesticulations, and blast German dance music and dance to it like maniacs. And I haven't seen a single pair of Lederhosen so far today, either. That's got to be a record.
On Friday, there was a giant celebration called International Day at my camp, where all the other camps came to our camp and we basically celebrated world citizenship and stuff. There was an American camp, too, and it was pretty cool getting a view of what we must be like to native German speakers. GAH! WHY IS ENGLISH CAPITALIZATION SO DIFFICULT! In German, you capitalize all noun and substantive adjectives and verbs. For example,
"Harry Potter is the best Book of all Time" instead of "Harry Potter is the best book of all time."
(It took me several tries to type the English one correctly.)
So, what else is new?
Well, my mom bought groceries in Hell recently. (It's a town in Norway.)
And I'm going to go visit Speedy later. Hooray!
Well, I'm going to jumpstyle now.
Best Wishes, y'all!
Rose
A. I am back from German camp.
B. Nazi jokes are so not funny, I am holding back a lecture. Don't go there.
C. The actual post:
So, basically I got up at 7:20 AM this morning. Be impressed. And I still don't respond to my name, because at Camp, everyone has a German alias. And I keep expecting people to behave like they do at camp, which is to day, bursting into random songs in German, speak with wild gesticulations, and blast German dance music and dance to it like maniacs. And I haven't seen a single pair of Lederhosen so far today, either. That's got to be a record.
On Friday, there was a giant celebration called International Day at my camp, where all the other camps came to our camp and we basically celebrated world citizenship and stuff. There was an American camp, too, and it was pretty cool getting a view of what we must be like to native German speakers. GAH! WHY IS ENGLISH CAPITALIZATION SO DIFFICULT! In German, you capitalize all noun and substantive adjectives and verbs. For example,
"Harry Potter is the best Book of all Time" instead of "Harry Potter is the best book of all time."
(It took me several tries to type the English one correctly.)
So, what else is new?
Well, my mom bought groceries in Hell recently. (It's a town in Norway.)
And I'm going to go visit Speedy later. Hooray!
Well, I'm going to jumpstyle now.
Best Wishes, y'all!
Rose
Thursday, August 9, 2012
HAHAHA I'M BACK!!!!
Hey hey
Here is the post you've been waiting for from me! The Blog that will BLOW YOUR MIND
*post*
BYE
Here is the post you've been waiting for from me! The Blog that will BLOW YOUR MIND
*post*
BYE
Tuesday, August 7, 2012
The Actual Post
Hi Again,
Two posts in one day, yes this is madness I know. But because we're not sparing expenses today This is NOT Sparta!!
So, we were in SoSE during the last post. I am currently at home in the lounge room, listening to my mum order dinner. We're having takeaway tonight and man oh man does it sound good!
So what's been happening in our lives? School for all of us sans Rose, she's at German Camp, learning to be a good little nazi (I KID, I KID), homework, jobs, social lives and sleeping. Because sleeping is good and should be made a class at school. Apparently I came out of science and looked like I had been sleeping for a long time. We'd really been watching a documentary called Crude, which was about oil and, while it was a little interesting, I was tired and just zoned in and out all class.
Anyway, I'd better go and have a shower and then do some essay writing!Have a good evening and DFTBA!!
Love Zara
P.S. *Waiting for Lil' Enesti to pop up, she's better and I think she might hi-jack this post....
QUICK BEFORE SHE CAN SPEAK POST IT!!
Two posts in one day, yes this is madness I know. But because we're not sparing expenses today This is NOT Sparta!!
So, we were in SoSE during the last post. I am currently at home in the lounge room, listening to my mum order dinner. We're having takeaway tonight and man oh man does it sound good!
So what's been happening in our lives? School for all of us sans Rose, she's at German Camp, learning to be a good little nazi (I KID, I KID), homework, jobs, social lives and sleeping. Because sleeping is good and should be made a class at school. Apparently I came out of science and looked like I had been sleeping for a long time. We'd really been watching a documentary called Crude, which was about oil and, while it was a little interesting, I was tired and just zoned in and out all class.
Anyway, I'd better go and have a shower and then do some essay writing!Have a good evening and DFTBA!!
Love Zara
P.S. *Waiting for Lil' Enesti to pop up, she's better and I think she might hi-jack this post....
QUICK BEFORE SHE CAN SPEAK POST IT!!
WE HATE MACS
We also hate the school internet network. It's so slow.
And they never work!!
This is Zara and Nira here with an update from SoSE. In short, we're bored.
SOOOOOOOOOOO bored!!!!!!!!!!!
Lil' Nira - Dude, we should go like, skating. Or something.
No Lil' Nira, our teacher is reading this. "Quality Literature" and all that jazz.
Little Zara: And look it's time for recess!
Lil' Nira - Dude, time to break out the boards.
Little Zara: Not in the Hallways. Goodbye!
Lil' Nira - Bye Dudes
BYE!!!!!!
See ya
Love Zara
Lil' Enesti: I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT!!!!
GET OUT!!!
And they never work!!
This is Zara and Nira here with an update from SoSE. In short, we're bored.
SOOOOOOOOOOO bored!!!!!!!!!!!
Lil' Nira - Dude, we should go like, skating. Or something.
No Lil' Nira, our teacher is reading this. "Quality Literature" and all that jazz.
Little Zara: And look it's time for recess!
Lil' Nira - Dude, time to break out the boards.
Little Zara: Not in the Hallways. Goodbye!
Lil' Nira - Bye Dudes
BYE!!!!!!
See ya
Love Zara
Lil' Enesti: I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT!!!!
GET OUT!!!
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